{"id":187,"date":"2011-10-19T22:14:37","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T02:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/?page_id=187"},"modified":"2016-08-29T13:15:41","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T17:15:41","slug":"math-humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/math-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Math Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-367 aligncenter\" title=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/files\/2011\/08\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/files\/2011\/08\/1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/files\/2011\/08\/1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/files\/2011\/08\/1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-369 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/files\/2011\/08\/3.gif\" alt=\"3\" width=\"404\" height=\"306\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Funny Conversions:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:\u00a0 Won ton<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:\u00a0 Knot-furlong<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 1000 aches:\u00a0 1 megahertz<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Basic unit of laryngitis:\u00a0 1 horsepower<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2000 mockingbirds:\u00a0 two kilo-mockingbirds<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 10 rations:\u00a0 1 decoration<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2.4 statute miles of intravenous tubing at Yale University Hospital:\u00a0 1 I.V. League<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>More coming soon&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Funny Conversions: &#8211; 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:\u00a0 Won ton &#8211; Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:\u00a0 Knot-furlong &#8211; 1000 aches:\u00a0 1 megahertz &#8211; Basic unit of laryngitis:\u00a0 1 horsepower &#8211; 2000 mockingbirds:\u00a0 two kilo-mockingbirds &#8211; 10 rations:\u00a0 1 decoration &#8211; 2.4 statute miles of intravenous tubing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":58,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":18,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":{"0":"post-187","1":"page","2":"type-page","3":"status-publish","5":"entry","6":"override"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/58"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190,"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/187\/revisions\/190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nhvweb.net\/nhhs\/math\/mmaurella\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}